dickrockerjanecrocker:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank YOU HOLY SHIT

(via wormstachesandconfettiparades)

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

why didn’t the firemen put out the fire in the factory?

because the factory makes fires.  it’s a fire factory.  thats its job

(via officialunitedstates)

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

(via we-are-infinite-sweetheart)

hxcfairy:

This was the reaction from about 80% of the Marvel fanbase when they heard GoTG was gonna be made into a movie.
hxcfairy:

This was the reaction from about 80% of the Marvel fanbase when they heard GoTG was gonna be made into a movie.
hxcfairy:

This was the reaction from about 80% of the Marvel fanbase when they heard GoTG was gonna be made into a movie.

hxcfairy:

This was the reaction from about 80% of the Marvel fanbase when they heard GoTG was gonna be made into a movie.

(via nick-omalley-cat)

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

(via nick-omalley-cat)

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(via nick-omalley-cat)

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

(via smellephants)

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

shortandsweet:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

this is an important thing to remember.

(via jjjos)